8 months ago
Mother’s Matchmaking Mission #1

Hahaha. The dreaded day that I’ve only heard distant rumors from other daughters about has come — my mother has taken my love life upon herself and is trying to set me up with her friend’s son, oh dear… *Embarrassed laughter*

Mom: Oh, you know how we’re going to New York in August? So I called my friend who lives in New York to ask her some stuff and the conversation just happened to veer towards how our children are doing…

Mom: My friend’s son graduated from NYU three years ago and is working in iBanking. Is Morgan Stanley that good of a company? He makes a lot of money!

Me: Yeah, so?

Mom: He even knows what an actuary is! When I told her about your work, she said that her son had considered becoming an actuary too before he chose iBanking since it’s more aggressive.

Me: Uhh… coooooooool mom.

Mom: Yeah, so my friend and I were thinking, we should ALL meet up when we go visit New York in August!

Me: Haha…

Mom: Oh, by the way, he’s 23.

Oh mamacita….
I give you an A+ for effort, but as for delivery… -___________-