Solution: Find a Boyfriend?
Academic stress at school, a different kind of stress at home…
Brother: When you get a fiancee, I’m going to tax him for everything. Oh, taking my sister out on a date? Tax him for the time I won’t get to spend with her! Oh, bought my sister something? Tax him for the gift! Tax, tax, tax, tax! Your fiancee needs to be rich…
Me: So you’re only going to tax my fiancee? Not my boyfriend or husband?
Brother: Oh, fiancee and husband then. Not boyfriend, I might scare him off…
Mom: So last night, your brother was telling me what he likes in a girl: normal-sized, cooks Korean food well, and _______ (I forgot).
Brother: I had only three things, but I was telling mom that your list is probably over 100 pages long. Am I right or am I right?
Dad: So, what do you want for Christmas?
Me: A… BMW 335is? Hehehe, JUST KIDDING! Hmm, I don’t know, I haven’t thought about it yet.
Dad: Ahh I got it, I know what you want… a boy that drives a 535!
When will this teasing end? Rebel and become a Catholic nun? JK… maybe.
